If you want someone who will eat whatever you put
in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mother made it ..
Then get a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as
long and wherever you want .
Then get a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the
remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch
romantic movies
Then
get a dog.
If you want someone who is
content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off
if he snores .
Then get a dog !
If you want someone who
never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or
thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of
listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Then get a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if
you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when
you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around
all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire
existence is solely to ensure his happiness.............
Then get
a cat!