How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
by Michelle Rivera

Siamese- I think we should all discuss it first, and I'll do all the talking.

Cornish Rex-  Can we change it to a heat lamp please?

Russian Blue-Comrad! Where did you get the light bulb?

Maine Coon-Sweetie, you can't make me change a light bulb.

Ragdoll- Let's sleep on that.

Japanese Bobtail-We'll just have to change it again in two hours.

Himalayan-Can't we get the shirpas to do it?

Persian- Can't we get the servants to do it?

Scottish Fold- What? What?

Domestic Short Hair-Can't we smack it around first?

Alley Cat-Let's make it red.