Talking Dog
A guy
is driving around
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him
the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You
talk?" he asks.
"Yep,"
the Lab replies.
"So, what's
your story?"
The Lab looks up
and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty
young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders,because
no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most
valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the
jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening
in."
"I uncovered
some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had
a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired"
The guy is
amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten
dollars," the guy says.
"Ten
dollars?
This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."